Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.