Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Japanese Guy Jokes More Japanese Guy Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts