What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*