What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life