What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.