How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.