How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger