Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.