Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.