Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE