How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.