How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.