What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.