What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.