Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor