Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know