Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.