Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!