How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.