How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!