A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
their lips are moving
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Wife: Please go wait in the car
AHEM!
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
A mousetache.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
With a track-tor!
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.
A Small Medium at Large
Attila the Bun.
An autistocrat.
A rooster!
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
It's been nice gnawing you.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
ANSWER: Straw.
The law of gravity