What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Obey Jokes More Obey Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity