A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Because they don't have any rulers.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because they chew balls.
The wheelchair
On the road to Extinction.
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
They go shopping at a department store.
Follow the power cord.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
There is no contradiction club
a bilingual chicken
Neigh-boars.
It's been nice gnawing you.
With dog diskettes!
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
A: Practice.
The law of gravity
