A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
A dillustrator.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
An atroCITY.
Because they knead dough to make a living.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
One of them is actually wanted!
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
Watch your step!
I would probably say Methodist.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
A rural pool.
It's been nice gnawing you.
A tennis ball!
The cow jumped over the moon.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Dingos with straws....!!
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Just the First Order.