What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

How do introverts feel within society?

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.