Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
He types, "HALOL"
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
He'll tell you.
A dead one...
A bullet.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.