What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.