What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!