What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms