What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.