What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.