Factory Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

You might also enjoy:

W Jokes More W Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

M&M Factory Jokes More M&M Factory Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Pot Roast Jokes More Pot Roast Jokes

What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.