What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead