What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase