What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.