What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.