What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk