How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread