How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.