What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Previous Random Joke Next
Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do space aliens put on their windows?

A: Venutian blinds.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.