What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.