What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.