How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them