Irene
ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
Ask the oldest one to speak first.
The Sound of Sirens
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
Hella copters
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
ilene