Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears