Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.