What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.