Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.