When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Previous Random Joke Next
Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee