What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.