What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.