Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!