What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.