What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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They can't stop licking their paws.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.