What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.