What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !