Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !