Because they can't remember long stories !
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
A: So brunettes can remember them.
It's a long story.
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad