What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !