What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.