What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!