What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship