What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!