What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!