What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.