What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.