What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake