What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.