What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.