What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.