What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.