Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.