Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.