Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.