Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth