Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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I don't know, i just fly the drone

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A comic relief.

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They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Because they can't even...

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I chews you

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Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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He found time-consuming.

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They always swallow.

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A nun on a spit

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One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth