Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

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Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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Swallow the leader.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.