Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control